I have decided after long observation that the regular scientific laws of gravity do not fully apply to squirrels. In spring, as they chase and cavort in what I presume to be foreplay, they can clearly run down a tree as fast as they can run up it. How can that be? They have discovered some anti-gravity secret. (And backward-facing rear claws sure help).
I have determined that they are, in fact, wizards. I caught one still wearing his hat as you can see above. He didn't know I was watching and was trying to impress his mate with his sense of style. I don't think it worked - he looks pretty silly to me.
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